So first off we have the New York Post & FoxNews complaing that President Obama used a binderclip on the Jobs bill, which they hate. It seems it was to "chintzy" for them. Should he have spent more money on it, so they can claim it is government waste? Oh, and they also hate that it is only 150 pages or so long...because earlier they complained ( Read more... )

I emailed a file to a customer. They need to print 50 copies of it for an upcoming event ( Read more... )

Weddings consist of a couple standing in front of their friends and family, professing their love of one another, while someone (normally an ordained religious person) says some words, and then pronounces them a couple ( Read more... )

On December 10, you are encouraged to take a "gay" day. Take the day off, call in "gay", or just close your entire company and have them come to the Tivoli Movie Theater for a day of learning about LGBT issues.

On December 10, 2008 the LGBT community and our allies will take a historic stance against hatred by stepping out of their normal routines ( Read more... )

A customer has recently launched a Green Initiative ( Read more... )

Today I was looking at some comments over on Huffington Post, and someone stated that Homosexuals are not a minority ( Read more... )

Went to the hardware store, bought some items, total was $6.58. I handed the guy a $20 and started looking at a flashlight ( Read more... )

Scam #1

On July 15, Stephen Spoonamore, a former adviser to John McCain, reported that the CEO of Diebold, Bob Urosevich, personally applied a patch to voting machines in two counties in Georgia during the 2002 election. Both of these counties, DeKalb and Fulton, were Democratic strongholds. Democrats were winning the polls before hand, but ( Read more... )

Did you ever want to see the Statue of Liberty, but couldn't get to New York? Well now is your chance as a 130-foot, 50,000-lb replica of the Statue of Liberty, made entirely of foam and sprayed-on plastic will be featured at YTB's (Your Travel Biz) convention in August 2008 ( Read more... )

The following is a conversation I had at work today:

Them: "You look like Moses with your hair down like that"
Me: "Sorry to disagree with you, but none of my features are Jewish, and you are likely thinking of him as an older man."
Them: "Well, I'd have said you looked like Jesus, but that sounds wrong."
Me: "Once again, none of my features are ( Read more... )